{"id":6486,"date":"2013-07-31T10:30:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T08:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/?p=6486"},"modified":"2021-06-07T20:16:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T20:16:58","slug":"ok-texas-rattrape-par-une-brusque-envie-duriner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/2013\/07\/31\/ok-texas-rattrape-par-une-brusque-envie-duriner\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas: rattrap\u00e9 par une brusque envie d&#8217;uriner&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alors que je traversais les champs de gaz texans (<a title=\"Texas: comme une odeur de gaz\u2026 de schiste\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/texas-comme-une-odeur-de-gaz-de-schiste\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">souvenez-vous<\/a>), je suis soudain pris d&#8217;une pressante envie d&#8217;uriner. Pas un arbre \u00e0 l&#8217;horizon et je ne me sens pas le courage d&#8217;aller me cacher derri\u00e8re un derrick.\u00a0Coup de chance, le parfait panneau de signalisation se pr\u00e9sente en face de moi: jugez plut\u00f4t \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6489\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6489\" style=\"width: 750px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"   wp-image-6489 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-2048x1365.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-1568x1045.jpg 1568w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6489\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">pisser sur le seul buisson texan&#8230; priceless<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>ndlr: \u00e0 ceux d&#8217;entre vous qui ne le sauraient pas, buisson se dit en anglais Bush.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alors que je traversais les champs de gaz texans (souvenez-vous), je suis soudain pris d&#8217;une pressante envie d&#8217;uriner. Pas un &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,49,83,125,157,174,321,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anecdote","category-decale","category-humour","category-misc","category-petrole","category-route","category-texas","category-usa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/bush-pipi-1-of-1_wm-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7997,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486\/revisions\/7997"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}