{"id":5515,"date":"2013-02-15T12:25:49","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T12:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/?p=5515"},"modified":"2021-06-07T16:22:33","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T16:22:33","slug":"he-is-a-bimmer-i-am-a-bimmer-so-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/15\/he-is-a-bimmer-i-am-a-bimmer-so-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"He is a Bimmer, I am a Bimmer, so fuck!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5086_test-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"I am a Bimmer, he is a bimmer, so fuck!\" class=\"wp-image-5561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5086_test-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5086_test-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5086_test-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lespassengers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5086_test.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Je suis \u00e0 200 kilom\u00e8tres de Los Angeles, entrain de remonter tranquillement la Highway 1 en direction de San Francisco lorsque je vois dans mon r\u00e9troviseur un hurluberlu au volant d&#8217;une Mini Cooper entrain de me faire des grands signes. Pas certains de ses intentions, j&#8217;acc\u00e9l\u00e8re et prends mes distances, mais je r\u00e9alise rapidement qu&#8217;il me prend en chasse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surpris je change de technique et le laisse me doubler, mais rien n&#8217;y fait. Il arrive \u00e0 ma hauteur et continue de plus belle \u00e0 me faire des grand signes de la main, sans que je ne comprenne tr\u00e8s bien ce qu&#8217;il veut. Apr\u00e8s l&#8217;avoir observ\u00e9 pendant quelques minutes, je comprends qu&#8217;il n&#8217;est pas hostile mais plus surexcit\u00e9 de me voir sur une moto surcharg\u00e9e, portant des plaques d&#8217;immatriculations anglaises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vitre baiss\u00e9e cot\u00e9 passager de sa voiture, il me hurler des trucs, mais avec le vent et le bruit de mon moteur, je &nbsp;ne parviens pas \u00e0 entendre ce qu&#8217;il me dit. A force de gesticulations, je finis tout de m\u00eame par comprendre qu&#8217;il me demande de le suivre et de sortir de l&#8217;autoroute. Amus\u00e9, je le suis et me retrouve dans les quartiers r\u00e9sidentiels de Grover Beach, une petite ville sur la c\u00f4te pacifique. Nous nous arr\u00eatons en face d&#8217;une grosse maison. Il descend de sa voiture et me saute au cou, m&#8217;invitant \u00e0 venir prendre le caf\u00e9 chez lui et me reposer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La suite, je pourrais vous la raconter par \u00e9crit, mais la description que je donnerai serait largement incompl\u00e8te et ne rendrait pas justice \u00e0 la douce et amusante folie de Kris, ce BMWiste californien. Alors plut\u00f4t que des phrases, une petite vid\u00e9o prise chez lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-vimeo wp-block-embed-vimeo wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"He is a Bimmer rider and... 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